Christmas Jokes!

Ahoy there Artsies! Already in the Christmas mood? ๐Ÿ˜€ Enjoying the fun?! Yay then!! Here are some Christmas Jokes to add to it!

*Credits to original owner*

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers?

–> Truth or deer.

What do Santa’s elves learn in school?

–> The elf-abet.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

–> The turkeyโ€”heโ€™s always stuffed.

What is Santa’s dogs name?

–> Santa Paws!

Whatโ€™s every elfโ€™s favorite type of music?

–> Wrap!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

–> Rude-olph

What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?ย 

–> This oneโ€™s gonna sleigh you!

Why donโ€™t you ever see Santa in the hospital?

–> Because he has private elf care!

Whatโ€™s every parentโ€™s favorite Christmas Carol?ย 

–> Silent Night.

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